Archived fic rec - Duck

Title: Duck

Author: schmevil

Fandom: Supernatural

Rating: PG

Pairing: none

Warnings: definite blasphemy.  Hilarious blasphemy, but still.

Other notes: crack. so much crack.

Length: 5k

Summary: Castiel finds God in a park. Sam and Dean don’t know quite how to handle this turn of events.

 

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Originally posted on tumblr on 08/26/12

Archived fic rec - In Principio

Title: In Principio

Author: Thamiris

Fandom: The Bible

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: God/Lucifer, Adam/Eve

Warnings: blasphemy, explicit sex (gay)

Other notes: crack, mythology, writing

Length: unknown

Summary:In the beginning… There’s God on his throne, back before time, stroking his divine, beardless chin. Beardless because he’s barely more than a boy, with lips the color of the rose he’ll create for a long-necked Greek princess.

 

( My thoughts: )

The humor is dry and dark and absurd.

His body is sweat-slick and his heart is beating like–Above them, a cherub stretches a shed skin over a tortoise shell and taps with his fist.   When he grows up, he’ll become the lesser known Muse of Tawdry Similes.   His nine sisters will boot him off Mount Helicon; eventually he’ll accept a job writing for Hallmark.

It’s just a really funny, intelligent porn fic. I can’t say much more. It’s also got a lot of snarkiness about writers, writing, and the writing process that I appreciate. So, really. Bible porn. it’s good.

 

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Originally posted on tumblr on 08/26/12